an open letter to Jon Gosselin

Dear Jon,

If you ever decide to leave Kate, I will totally take you. You’re cute and funny. I think you’re a terrific husband and fatherĀ even though Kate yells at you a lot. I’ll even take take care of all your kids. Except for Mady. She needs to be spanked (even though I don’t really agree with spanking). Jon and Carleigh + 7? I think it could be good.

Love,
me